Post by fbguru on Mar 15, 2008 8:39:15 GMT -5
in the spirit of the TBL2 RFA perfiod, here is my first top 10 list. those who do not know me, my top 10 lists were legendary on the rtpsorts board and were made to totally insult and humiate other fantasy football owners. these are not to be confused with David Lettrman's top 10 as his suck and mine are great.
so, the ten reasons why TBL2 owner Loqitis bid on the retired kicker Jeff Wilkens:
1. his neighbors three legged dog communicated to him that he had to sign him or else.
2. Space aliens came down and said he needs to sign Jeff Wilkens in his TBL2 league or they will invade Earth and butt knocked all men between the ages of 25-50.
3. His male lover would cut him off from sex if he didn;t sign the hot and sexy kicker
4. He is stupid
5. He is a fantasy football imposter and really knows nothing
5. His mind was on other things,like pounding his saugage looking at the newest edition of Big Burly Babes.
6. He is stupid
7. He felt having too many non-retired players on his roster was the reason he was having smelly gas and was in hopes that signing a retired guy would offset the smell.
8. he felt an obligation to sign Jeff Wilkens as no one else would.
9. He is gay for Jeff Wilkens
10. He is stupid
Til next time!
so, the ten reasons why TBL2 owner Loqitis bid on the retired kicker Jeff Wilkens:
1. his neighbors three legged dog communicated to him that he had to sign him or else.
2. Space aliens came down and said he needs to sign Jeff Wilkens in his TBL2 league or they will invade Earth and butt knocked all men between the ages of 25-50.
3. His male lover would cut him off from sex if he didn;t sign the hot and sexy kicker
4. He is stupid
5. He is a fantasy football imposter and really knows nothing
5. His mind was on other things,like pounding his saugage looking at the newest edition of Big Burly Babes.
6. He is stupid
7. He felt having too many non-retired players on his roster was the reason he was having smelly gas and was in hopes that signing a retired guy would offset the smell.
8. he felt an obligation to sign Jeff Wilkens as no one else would.
9. He is gay for Jeff Wilkens
10. He is stupid
Til next time!
